the talking clock

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 09-Oct-2006 7:03:41

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of
his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"

"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall,
"Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Monday, 09-Oct-2006 7:34:31

lol. good one

Post 3 by bozmagic (The rottie's your best friend if you want him/her to be, lol.) on Monday, 09-Oct-2006 7:58:28

Fan bloody tastic!

Post 4 by frequency (the music man) on Monday, 09-Oct-2006 10:52:57

nice one

Post 5 by motifated (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Monday, 09-Oct-2006 13:12:37

Great!!!! Because I'm a bit of a troublemaker at heart, I'm going to send this around our rehab department at work. I think just using your subject line and not telling people its a joke at first will be fun. Problem is I'm on vacation and have to wait a week. Oh well...

Lou

Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Monday, 09-Oct-2006 13:53:26

Excellent idea Lou. I work for a rehab center too and will use your suggestion.

Post 7 by buk buk buk (move over school!) on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2006 19:58:25

heheheheheheh, nice one.

Post 8 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2006 20:35:43

*Yawns ...you got anything better BlBobby...??

Post 9 by sandrita87 (Zone BBS Addict) on Tuesday, 10-Oct-2006 20:48:13

Cool!

Post 10 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Wednesday, 11-Oct-2006 8:59:36

As the morning sun peeks over the .... horizon.... if... you will... here in beautiful San Antonio... the home of the ... alamo... where Davy Crocket lost his life... .

In a word, Grace, No!

Bob

Post 11 by Raskolnikov (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Sunday, 15-Oct-2006 1:22:49

.Damn it, Bob! Post 10 was funnier than your stupid joke on post 1. I'm...actually...still...laughing...out...loud!...!...! Damn it...!

Post 12 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 15-Oct-2006 5:03:03

Thanks for the compliment (I think). Frankly, I prefer the stupid joke in post one.

Bob

Post 13 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 15-Oct-2006 9:05:37

...I also...liked...your comment...in post 10...but...of course...liked the original joke...as well.

Post 14 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Sunday, 15-Oct-2006 15:27:14

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Post 15 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 15-Oct-2006 16:55:25

lol, love it!

Post 16 by rdfreak (THE ONE AND ONLY TRUE-BLUE KANGA-KICKIN AUSIE) on Monday, 16-Oct-2006 5:25:04

Lol I think I've seen that one before but I love it! :):)

Post 17 by Phoenix (I'll do my homework...later.) on Sunday, 29-Oct-2006 16:55:44

LOL! That's funny.

Post 18 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Sunday, 29-Oct-2006 18:14:35

*Yawns.. say what..?>a Talking watch that laughs&LT;